"I fucking love having my asshole licked, and I could probably get most of my guy friends to go to town back there any time I want, but I don't let them. It's more fun for me to make them think that it's their idea. I'll pretend to be totally against it, then tell them they have to be really good to me to have that privilege. He gets the honor of devouring my ass, and I get the best orgasms and the prettiest things. It doesn't always work out, though. The most recent guy I hooked up with was totally unsure about butt play. I had to come up with a new plan. I bought a leather bustier and boots, then pretended to be a dominatrix and forced him onto his knees. I squatted over his face and rode his tongue until I came. Then I just stood up, left, and never called.".