"My mates want us all to go to Guernsey for the summer holidays, but I can never manage to save any of my pay to be able to go anywhere," said Kissie. "Anyway, the last bloke I was dating left a couple of copies of NN at my place, and I was checking them out again one night. I decided to send pics in because blokes are always trying to chat me up at work, so I guess I don't look too much like a dog's dinner. If I'm published, I'll be able to have my best summer ever.".