"My boyfriend always makes fun of me," Mia told us. "I procrastinate doing laundry for so long that I'm always wearing my last set of clean clothes. Then, if it's just us in the house, I'll wash the stuff I'm wearing. I can't tell you how many times he's come home to find me naked, sitting on the dryer, reading a book. It's okay, though. He knows that the vibrations turn me on and he can fuck me right on top of the machine. I think that's why when I offer to do a load he gets a big shit-eating grin on his face.".