"Hey, boss...look at me!"

"The department store chain I work for has a 'decency policy' that staff are expected to adhere to, and I think that appearing in NN probably violates that," said Nicola. "But that's too bad. I like doing thrilling and off-beat things and this is something I've thought about--and diddled about--for a couple of years now. I get praised at work all the time for 'thinking out of the box.' Well, this is thinking out of the box--and out of my clothes. Thinking about blokes all over the world wanking while looking at photos of me and thinking about shagging me in all sorts of ways gets me so damned excited."