"After my bloke had taken these pictures of me for a laugh, he wanted to send them in to some mag who would publish them but not pay anything," said Penelope. "I told him, 'Not bloody likely!' But I did like the idea of seeing myself in a magazine, so I did some research in some newsagents and discovered NN. I knew right away that it was the mag for me. I want to be seen and wanked over by randy blokes all around the world."
"I've been shagging for years," said Penelope. "Remember, we're lucky in the UK because the legal age for sex is 16, not 18 like it is in America. That's just stupid if you ask me! I've pretty much tried it all: Every position the bloke and I could think of; bum sex; threesomes with another girl and with two blokes, and some kinky shit that I don't want to talk about. I'm not sick of sex yet; I want it as often as I can get it, and I'm sure that there are still lots of new things for me to experience. Now, being raunchy in a men's mag is something else I can cross off my sexual to do list.".