"My coworkers would be shocked to see me naked online," Candace told us. "But my friends wouldn't be. They know that I'm sexually crazy!"

How does one measure their "sexual craziness?" Well, if you're Candace, you add all of the times you've fucked in public (uncountably high), you multiply by how many times you fuck daily (two or three), and then you add one for every fetish that you regularly participate in. How high is your score? Rest assured that Candace's is higher.

"Not only do I love public sex," the 43-year-old MILF from Florida told us. "I'm very specific about fucking in dangerous or taboo places. I'm a member of the Mile High Club several times over in planes and in helicopters. I've probably had sex in my boat every single time I've taken it out. I want to be seen because I've still got a pretty good body for a woman my age, and I want other people to comment on it."