"I was dating an army guy till his unit deployed to Afghanistan," said Cream. "Well, we weren't as much dating as just spending a lot of time having sex. We mutually decided to break up, but he's written to me a few times and, in his last letter, he wrote about another guy who got dirty photos from his girl which she also put in NN. Well, that got me thinking: anything she could do, I could do, too! So I hunted down a NN, got my best friend to take these photos, and sent some off to my army guy on the day I mailed them to the NN office, too. My sexy sergeant was so great in bed that he deserves this...and he'll get it in person when he comes home!"