Redheaded Country Girl

"This one time, I was at a gas station and I had just gotten out of my car when the gas station attendant came out and pointed to a Slippery When Wet sign and told me to be careful. Well, I thought he was hot so I told him that I was slippery when wet. He laughed and told me to be careful anyways because I might slip. And I told him that I might just slip on purpose so he could catch me. Well, I pumped my gas and then I went inside with my number written on a piece of paper and I told him that I'd found it on the ground outside and that I thought he might want to have it. He laughed so hard, but he called me! I guess you could say that I like to tease men. I'm a big flirt."