Guys, meet Kali. She's a horny MILF. Well, she doesn't actually have any kids. She says that she never wanted any because they don't match her lifestyle. "I'm the kind of woman who rarely wears panties because I don't want to be slowed down in the event of a quick, casual hookup. I love going on dates, knowing that if I wanted to, I could hike up my skirt and get fucked from behind down any alleyway."

Now you understand why we called Kali a horny MILF. Oh, did we mention that she's married? Her hubby is fine with her fucking guys on dates, though. They're swingers.

Born in 1970, Kali has had plenty of time to figure out what she likes in her potential suitors. "I like tall, fit, young black men. They're the most fun! They're not stuffy like some of the boring, old white guys I dated in the past. It's not a race thing, though. I've dated plenty of awesome white guys. Anyway, intelligence matters most. I am a sapiosexual. That means that I value people who can give me eye contact,…